THE SIJUNDAI WARNING AGAINST INFINITE MONEY
SIJUNDAI
SIJUNDAI IS THE CRYPTO GOD OF SATIRE. 💀 THE FIAT CURSE: Break the Obsession.I. THE CORE NARRATIVE (Pesan Filosofis)
THE SIJUNDAI WARNING AGAINST INFINITE MONEY
The Sijundai (a dark spell in Minangkabau folklore) forces you to obsess over things that only lead to ruin. The Central Banks of the world have cast the ultimate Sijundai spell: The Fiat Curse.They offer you infinite, depreciating paper and demand your endless labor in return. Your savings evaporate. Your time is wasted chasing an asset designed to fail.$SJD is the satire. A protest token launched on the Solana chain, built on the principle of Scarcity (like Bitcoin), mocking the endless supply of Fiat.II. TOKENOMICS - THE FAIRNESS
0% TAX. 100% FAIR LAUNCH. We don't steal from you. The Central Banks do.III. ROADMAP - THREE PHASES OF THE CURSE
Our roadmap is about Narrative Dominance, not complicated tech. We evolve from a whisper of warning to a global statement.PHASE I: SIJUNDAI AWAKENS (The Obsession Starts)
1.The Fair Launch: $SJD deployed on pump.fun.
2.X (Twitter) Blitz: Launching the "FIAT CURSE" narrative with aggressive 6x daily content and initial KOL outreach.
3.The Cult Forms: Establishing the core Telegram community and generating initial trading volume towards graduation.PHASE II: THE SIJUNDAI WARNING (Breaking the Spell)
1.GRADUATION: $SJD automatically graduates to Raydium (LP Locked Forever).
2.KOL Acquisition: Aggressively targeting Anti-Fiat and Bitcoin Maximalist KOLs with our deep philosophical message.
3.Global Satire: Spreading the SIJUNDAI meme through high-quality visual content and satirical news articles.PHASE III: THE CRYPTO GOD (Legend Status)
1.Tier-1 Data Listings: Securing listings on major data sites (CoinGecko/CoinMarketCap).
2.NFT Artifacts: Releasing digital art pieces that act as a permanent record of the FIAT CURSE critique.
3.Eternal Narrative: Achieving decentralized status where $SJD becomes a permanent cultural marker in crypto, forever satirizing endless money printing.